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FAQs

Where are you located?

We're based in Perth, Western Australia — home to us, our mascot, and more missed sitters than we'd like to admit. Wherever your standard sits on the pitch, we're here to make sure your t-shirt game is a level above.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes.

Mediocrity knows no borders, and neither do we. Wherever your Sunday league is, your shirt will find you — probably faster than you find the back of the net.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes.

 The moment your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number — so you can watch your shirt's journey door to door, and track something more reliably than you ever tracked back on defense.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality fabrics — soft on the skin, built to survive wash after wash, which is more than can be said for most Sunday league performances. Exact materials vary by item, so check the product page for the full details.

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